Northern Grandma Strikes Again
Aunty Gail: Take your phone with you to the appointment, then when you're finished you can phone me to come and get you.
Grandma: If you're coming from the supermarket then you'll be on your mobile...
Aunty Gail: Yes.
Grandma: But I don't know your mobile number.
Aunty Gail: Yes you do! It's on your speed-dial; that's how you called me when there was an emergency the other night, remember?
Grandma: yes, but that number's for when I need you AT NIGHT; how do I call you in the day?!
Aunty Gail: o.0
