Devoid of Badgers

soezbro

clintisiceman:

TRAMAMPOLINE

TRAMBOPALINE

GPOY

This is basically what happens every time I ask my Yorkshire girls to help me talk to guys I like.

I will never properly get over fannygate.

:/

BARTDOYOUWANNASEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK!?

Slow down Tubby! You’re not on the moon yet!

Homer: “It’s awfully dark in here”
Photographer “Yes, light is not your friend”
*Smears Vaseline on lens*

:P

“Dad, what’s a Muppet?”

“Well, it’s not quite a mop, and it’s not quite a puppet, but man … so to answer your question, I don’t know.”

Following this blog will be the best thing you ever do

kirby-krackle:

Little Marge